Contact Me

I can be reached via email at Please keep in mind that I receive a lot of email, and it may take me some time to respond to everyone.

Hire Me

I am available for freelance writing, creative collaboration, consultation, and any other ideas you might dream up. If you have a project that you think I’d be well suited for, please do not hesitate to contact me at

Give Me Stuff

If you would like to donate to my endeavors or send me your product to review, well I think you are simply super. I would be more than happy to accept your gift. However, I do not accept payment for product plugging. I may or may not review any product I receive, and my review will always reflect my honest assessment of a product’s value.

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